Sermo Vulgaris Anglicanus Ascsenensis

Sermo Vulgaris Anglicanus Ascsenensis (in English: Vulgar Anglican Aschsene Language or Anglicised Latin; in Ecclesiastical Latin: Sermo Vulgaris Anglicana Ascseniae) is a variation of Ecclesiastical Latin (despite its name suggesting it derives from Vulgar Latin) with an English vocabulary but with Latin grammar. It can be considered as a polar opposite of linguistically pure English, Anglish.

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This variation of Latin was made as an attempt to ease the language barrier between Latin and English, especially for Matt. However, it came out sounding like a child trying to speak Latin with minimal effort, while most of the time it is actually grammatically correct and will translate accordingly even if it is actually not EL but SVAA.

Quotes into SVAA

 * a maiore ad minus would be rendered as a majora ad minora (which would be grammatically incorrect in Latin),
 * a solis ortu usque ad occasum would be rendered as a solis crescentis ad decrescentis ipsum (this would translate to from sun decrease to its increase),
 * ab abusu ad usum non valet consequentia is rem abusum ad usum non consequentious est (this is not incorrect in grammar but consequentious is incorrect; it should be valet consequentia),
 * absens haeres non erit is  a persona absentis non inheritans est  (actually translates correctly but is formed differently),
 * abundans cautela non nocet is abundans ad precautionae non destrensible est (est is used in the same way as the copula is),
 * abusus non tollit usum is abusus non intolerans usum est (intolerans is directly from intolerance),
 * accusare nemo se debet nisi coram Deo is non ipsumabilam accusare ipsum est nisi in presencia ad Dei,
 * acta deos numquam mortalia fallunt is acta mortabilis non decipio daeo est (in plural terms, the first instance of e in the term is replaced with ae)
 * actus me invito factus non est meus actus is actus mea factus noninvitus non actus mea est,
 * actus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea is actus non facita persona rea, nisi ipsa mens rea est,
 * ad augusta per angusta is ad salutatoriae per difficultatibae,
 * alterius non sit qui suus esse potest is non persona abilis submissibus into persona dominus quod res persona dominus abilis ipsum est (the context of this phrase is a man trying to be owned by someone while he can own that someone himself; or, i.e., why try to imitate him if you could be like him yourself),
 * An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur? is Vos non sciosus, me fili, ut res mundi governata est in prudentia minuscula?,
 * aquila non capit muscas is  aquila non capita muscae  (is correct),
 * aut simul stabunt aut simul cadent is autem eae standabilis simultans, aut eae candentibilis simultans,
 * cacatum non est pictum is hac faecatum est non pictum est (cacatum, which literally means shat or pooped, is converted into faecatum, from faeces),
 * celerius quam asparagi cocuntur is celerissimus quam asparagi cocuntur (comparative terms are immediately suffixed with issimus regardless of form),
 * condemnant quod non intellegunt is eae condemnata res rem non eae comprehensibilis,
 * contra principia negantem non est disputandum is haec non dispuntandum est cum ipsum defians fundamentum est,
 * corruptissima re publica plurimae leges is quod res republica corruptissima est ut laege abundissima est,
 * corvus oculum corvi non eruit is a corvus non destruens oculum corvi miscellaneous,
 * credo quia absurdum est is me credabilita hec quod absurdum est,
 * cui bono is beneficious per qui,
 * cuius est solum, eius est usque ad coelum et ad inferos is per persona solum suum est, res aether et inferno inclusio ipsum est,
 * cuiusvis hominis est errare, nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare is omna varia homini errare est, nisi res idiotia perseverare in errore ipsum est (anyone, which is cuiusvis, is replaced with omnes varia, with varia from variabilis, variable (indicating variable groups of people instead of just generally all of them))